Forged in the fire of a thousand battles, Spartan-117 has faced extinction-level threats, interstellar war, and the wrath of ancient Forerunner constructs. But beneath the titanium alloy of MJOLNIR armor lies a truth more powerful than plasma fire: he is afraid of women.
This high-grade tactical shirt honors that unspoken confession — not as weakness, but as canon.
• Precision-screened imagery of Master Chief in full armor, facing an enemy he cannot punch
• Bold, mission-critical typeface declaring the internal struggle no Spartan dares utter
• Constructed from UNSC-grade cotton-poly blend (soft enough for cryo, strong enough for battlefield laundry)
• Field-tested for LAN parties, conventions, and emotionally repressed encounters
Whether you wear this as satire, statement, or solemn truth, know this: bravery isn’t the absence of fear. It’s acknowledging that fear… and driving away on a shopping cart anyway.
For Spartans who face everything—except emotional intimacy.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
SHINREGIS LLC and
SHINREGIS LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
Shinregisllc@gmail.com. You can also write to us at
2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501 or
2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
