I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN Long Sleeve Shirt

Officially Unofficial Spartan Confession – Now with Extended Sleeve Coverage

There are moments in every Spartan’s life that define them: surviving Reach, defeating the Covenant, and silently confronting emotions they were never trained for. This long sleeve edition of the infamous Master Chief declaration captures the most vulnerable battlefield yet — interpersonal relationships.

Adorned with the words “I Am Afraid Of Women.” and an unflinching portrait of the galaxy’s most emotionally unavailable super soldier, this design brings warmth, protection, and suppressed feelings to your fall and winter loadout.

• Long sleeve for year-round mission-readiness (or emotional avoidance)
• Crisp graphic featuring Spartan-117 and his rocket launcher of denial
• High-resolution print on soft, yet durable UNSC-grade cotton blend
• Ideal for cold planets, lonely nights, and awkward first dates

Let this shirt be your armor — not just against the elements, but against conversations you’re not ready to have.

For the few. The proud. The emotionally compromised.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SHINREGIS LLC and SHINREGIS LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at Shinregisllc@gmail.com. You can also write to us at 2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501 or 2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501.

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