I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN Hoodie

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a wearable confession. A cloaking device for vulnerability. A thermal-regulated fortress of solitude. Featuring the iconic image of Master Chief — humanity’s ultimate weapon — paired with his most unspoken fear: women.

Built for cold weather, colder hearts, and the warm embrace you’ll never ask for, this hoodie wraps you in the same silence Spartan-117 uses to avoid emotional confrontation.

• Ultra-soft fleece interior — because armor can’t keep you warm forever
• Bold green “I Am Afraid Of Women.” declaration across the chest of legends
• Kangaroo pocket for carrying snacks, secrets, or Cortana
• Drawstring hood for when you need to disappear mid-conversation

Whether you’re hiding from the rain, your feelings, or your ex… this hoodie is the gear upgrade you never knew you needed.

For those who fight gods and monsters — but ghost their feelings.
Suit up. Stay silent. Stay safe.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SHINREGIS LLC and SHINREGIS LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at Shinregisllc@gmail.com. You can also write to us at 2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501 or 2205 King Street, Lynchburg VA, 24501.

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